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whatever GEORGE alright alright, I gotta buy some bread TONY yeah yeah, you know I'm definitely down for some rock-climbing GEORGE me too, I am down, I am totally down, mark me down TONY cool, so what do you say we climb a rock manyana (tomorrow in spanish)? KRAMER maana I'm doing nada TONY what do you say you scale some rock with me and George? there's not gonna be too many sandwiches TONY c'mon Kramer what do you say? gonna be pretty dangerous up there KRAMER I am down TONY yes.. Huh you know I think they charge me if I cancel with only one maana's notice (Kramer enters) TONY hey Kramer KRAMER hey TONY hey, hey Kramer my man, what are you doing maana? Athletic hunk Dan Cortese's scored a number of recurring or cast roles on such TV hits as "Veronica's Closet" and "What I Like About You," but his star shown brightest in the minds of "Seinfeld" fans as Tony, Elaine ...

(Kramer enters) KRAMER hey EVERYBODY hey GEORGE hey nice move today KRAMER what? It's just supposed to be me and Tony KRAMER: he asked me GEORGE you put him on the spot KRAMER you know I think you're in love with him GEORGE what? KRAMER hello GEORGE well I don't know if there's gonna be any place to eat up there KRAMER who? ELAINE hates it GEORGE good thing I asked JERRY (to Kramer): who is it? JERRY just press it ELAINE it's Elaine JANE oh come on up JERRY (coming out from the bathroom) who was it? Bill Hader's reprisal of iconic party boy Stefon was easily the most anticipated moment of "SNL's" Oct.11 episode -- and somehow, former "SNL" writer John Mulaney still managed to get Hader to break character.cause it it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one, one puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply JANE look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply (flushing and leaving) Elaine no no, no no, don't don't, I beg you (the movie theater) JERRY (eating pop corn) hmm I love this artificial flavoring I like it better than butter I think it's more consistent JANE you would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom JERRY what? TONY my popcorn, you were supposed to get me popcorn what? ELAINE you would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom JANE I mean.. (Jerry's apt.) (Jerry's at his computer) (Kramer enters) KRAMER hey JERRY hey KRAMER hey guy, can I use your phone in your bedroom? KRAMER look come on, let me use it, 5 minutes, I'll pay you back huh? I looked for you, I didn't see you ELAINE I looked for you too, I was all the way over on the side JERRY oh with huh.. Tony ELAINE yeah JERRY hey hey (fooling around with his collar) ELAINE yeah, all right ok JERRY Tony, hey hey (continues fooling) ELAINE that's nice. ELAINE so I ask this woman in the stall next to me for some and she refuses! JERRY yeah ELAINE so listen, what happened last night with Jane? choked on a jujube (Jerry's car) ELAINE you know I hate to tell you this, but it's time to defrost that freezer JERRY I know, I just can't bring myself to do it meanwhile that freezer keeps getting smaller and smaller (she smiles) (Elaine looks at her watch) oh, don't wanna keep Tony waiting ELAINE hey you got a problem with Tony? George is like a school girl around him (Monk's) TONY so I said huh.. (offering pop corn to Jane) (elsewhere in the same theater) ELAINE hey TONY hey hey? a person needs a certain amount of toilet paper to be covered.. Listen, listen to this I am in the bathroom, right before the movie starts JERRY huh huh ELAINE I'm in the stall and there's no toilet paper JERRY no what? ho ho JERRY well maybe she couldn't spare it ELAINE a square? hat should be fun JERRY yeah that should be real fun ELAINE you know what, it's getting late, can I call Tony? (Jerry approaches and listens to the phone with Elaine) KRAMER (on the phone) what about the driver? KRAMER oh that wouldn't be very good JERRY (on the phone) hey Andre, get the hell off the phone! "hey dude, you better step off" (Tony takes his cap and wears it backwards) GEORGE "step off"? wow, that is too much hey.hey (George turns the cap his wearing backwards like Tony) Tony, I huh, I just had this brainstorm for us.

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